you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
