Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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