you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
