I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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