the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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