YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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