Whod you bang
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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