I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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