I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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