stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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