theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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