He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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