Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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