Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Four minutes until I can fart!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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