I will die if light touches me.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
