i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
