Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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