I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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