There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize