I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The feeling are messing with the penis
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
