Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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