But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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