so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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