You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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