I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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