Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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