Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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