We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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How naked do you want me to be?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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