Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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