Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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