yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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