ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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