gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
