their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
