she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so let's talk penis.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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