Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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