Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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