I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You did what with his pubic hair?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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