i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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