glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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