You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
