Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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