I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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