I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
