then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
then he tried to convert me to islam
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize