There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
