So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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