Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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