Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dual....:-)
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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