he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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go home
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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