I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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