i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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