Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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