Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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