I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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