Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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