yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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