Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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