Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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